Gwiz Fo Shiz

Seeing Who Still Uses the Lizzle Jizzle

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:18:58 GMT

On Saturday night I had a fuckin blast and I hung out with all these kids I haven't seen in like 4-5 years...it was truly gangsta. Anyway I was sitting here bored and decided to log onto this name and see what these kids have been up to. It seems like no one uses Live Journal anymore now that SlutSpace is so huge. That's gay...I'm saying we start a movement to bring back livejournal so that when I'm bored and whoever (if anyone) reads this is bored we can read about everyones' lives all over again. Let's bring back high school bitches!!!!!!! I just wanted to post to see who still reads this and who uses live journal and expect more kids! love you all ....mean it!

New Live Journal Hos

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 23:35:16 GMT

I made a new Live Journal and if you want it you have to ask me for the name....i added some of you...so yea....later

For Shits and Giggles

Mon, 30 Jan 2006 16:56:06 GMT

Everyone probably erased me from their friends seeing that its been over a year since i updated...but for those loyal fans who have kept me....this ones for you bitches...

So I moved to Bryn Mawr...and apparently people here arent too fond of me. Some guy already has a death wish for me...but I love it...so its okay..makes life more exciting. Still shootin the shit at school...only now no one fun (cept Bri) goes to school when I do, so unless we go to the mall theres really no reason to skip class...BOOO!

From what I hear it sounds like if you are a female and still living in Springfield you are pregnant...so congrats...or my apologies whichever applies. LOVE IT! <----trade marking that by the way

hahahahaha this was fun I just wanted to see who, if anyone, would take the time to read whatever shit I felt like writing...keep it real bitches

Gwen is too gangsta to clean her act up!

Gwizabell the Great

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 02:35:29 GMT

so its been awhile..but to be honest you live journal characters just havent been doing your job. so friday was mad crazy lazy fun...but i wouldnt trade it for the world...well maybe Tom no offense. Saturday we stopped by the party of Cait...she was like so stoked to see me its disgusting. her blow up penis in the pool even got stiff at the thought of me being there..hahaha sike but yea it was good to see her again and to give her boat. ha cait you love your new boat..dont play.

at work today little Travis had a cold and i had to constantly wipe his nose and stuff and guess whos sick now..yay! its not bad though and i have off tomorrow which fuckin rocks so go me.

Well its almost August which means the summer is slowly coming to an end....so anyone who missed their chance to hang out with Princess Gwizabell better do so soon. that means you jess, mary....whoever else!!!! or else drive bys for all!

OOOOOOOH my news the other day an asian kid from singapore wanted to add me as a friend......once you go asian the party starts ragin...so no more white boys for me...hahahahaahaha later guys

and now for your musical enjoyment...

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 03:39:02 GMT

im so fuckin happy man. work was over staffed this entire week and asked people to take off. i havent accumulated any days as of yet so i was going to sit back and let others enjoy this offer at a free day. well apparently no one wanted off so they asked me to take off tomorrow...yay!!! i mean i like work but come on i need a break. so im hangin out with the boys tomorrow..good times shall be had.

oh friday was mad fun...since i havent updated in forever cause no one reads this and you LJ people are all whores!!! ha. well yea hung out with mad cats in broomall and this chick nikki was there and it was scary cause it was like there were 2 Gwens there. fuck fuck fuck no one will comment on this b/c it doesnt have some lame sexual reference or i dont talk about killing myself and being depressed..well you know what....suck my tits or ill kill myself.....<---there ya go both in one sentence!!! i win now you can comment

grad party

Mon, 12 Jul 2004 01:59:31 GMT

much fun was had yesterday but now im soooo exhausted. it was so great to see people i havent seen in awhile...which is almost everyone. Grant put on a very nice show so many thanks to him. i got some sweet ass pictures too..yay. i read my little autograph book thingy and everyone was too cute. so anyway many thanks to everyone who participated in the festivites and to anyone else...blow me..ha sike.

so i miss Mr. Donato..anyone wanna go to the Little Inn for dinner or something? ah yes...the Little Inn....

go away im tired

if you never hear from me again this is why...

Wed, 07 Jul 2004 01:13:11 GMT

let me set the mood so you know how it all went down.....i was eating dinner (chicken burgers) with mom and dad. this guy who looks like paul from far away goes walking by the house and i made some remark. anyway a few minutes later the same paul look alike comes walking down my driveway. i go to the door to see what "paul" wants. ITS NOT PAUL!

so this guy starts talkin to me about points ....and hes not talkin weight watchers. apparently this whole thing is about careers or something and being inspired....yea inspired my ass! he says stuff about makin me join and money and traveling the country and eventually going to the country of your choice. he tells me that his choice is Austrailia and that he needs a dancing partner..well i guess that was my chance to swoop this sexy bitch up while i had the chance. let me tell you that this boy...Chris to be exact...Chris Norman smelled rank and had nasty crooked teeth. so back to my story...Chris continues to talk to me about points and getting me to join and pulls out a paper with some magazines on it. so none of this stuff is fitting into place so to get him away i tell him to leave me any info so he leaves me a number and moves on.

Back in the house.....i tell my rents about Chris and my mom tells me how theres this cult that tries to recruit people...mainly teenagers and they make you travel the country recruiting. you're not allowed to go back home until you recruit a certain amount of people. anyway blah blah blah mom wouldnt let me throw eggs or cucumbers at my new boyfriend, Chris so the story ends....

oh wait...so if i suddenly disappear its b/c i ran off with my future husband...i shall be Gwen Norman...*sigh* has a nice ring doesnt it?

oooh hope to see everyone on saturday....SMOOCHES!

so im gonna fuck myself?

Sat, 03 Jul 2004 15:39:29 GMT

lets hear it for rubbin one out after having a date with yourself?

azn pride

Sat, 03 Jul 2004 03:48:04 GMT

me and teej had this conversation and i thought id share:

Teej: holy shit i almost forgot to tell you... one of the asian guys that works at panda express... well yaeh his name is poon... POON
Me: no way... you're lying
Teej: no i am serious
Me: how do you know
Teej: his fucking name is poon... he was wearing a name tag... and at first i was in disbelief
Me: dude im so going and asking to take a picture
Teej: so i stared and it def said poon... i got a dirty look for staring at poon
Me: hahaha

hellz yea

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 23:27:26 GMT

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pst i stole this test from KB...just to give my fellow asian some credit

Just Gwen

Sun, 27 Jun 2004 21:02:28 GMT

oooh the big news.....the kitten shower was today. oh man one of the kittens reached out to grab my leg and another one tried to grab my purse. i want them all so bad. hey if you guys get me a kitten as a present and i dont know about it i cant get in trouble...hahaha *hint hint*. i got a digital camera from my rents. i cant wait to take pictures again. this has been the best weekend. oooh and i stopped at strawbridges to get my paycheck from forever ago and i got a Mrs. Timberlake purse for like $9 hahahaha no one is ever going to go out with me when i have my bag with me. fuck you guys!!!!

july 10 is around the corner sluts and i havent heard from a majority of you!!!

long week

Sat, 26 Jun 2004 02:43:29 GMT

work rocks b/c the kids are great and so loving. its just funny that i have to tell them not to do everything that i do when im at home.

july 10 is approaching...holla! and the kitten shower is this weekend i think and a PG show. hmmm Real World bought rights to PG songs and they are going to be played when the show comes on...how much does that rock? 2 of my most favorite things balled into 1.

i finally fixed my computer w/ a little help from joe...but it was basically all me...go me!

ive kinda been blowin people off lately but ive been busy like whoa so i apologize and shit. so sincere eh? hey fuck you!

mmm i guess thats all for now....until next time kids

van halen fuckin rocked

Fri, 18 Jun 2004 21:20:00 GMT

so im sittin at home all pissy yesterday hating the world and having a bad day minus work b/c thast alawys fun. no seriously i love thos kids. then *ring ring* my phone rings. I answer it all pissed off and its Teej. first of all he laughs at me for answerin the phone like a grump then tells me how he was 4 FREE tickets to van halen. So me, Teej, Tristan, and Lauren all went to the show. that girl is my favorite girl now. she told her friends she had free tickets to van helsing. its okay to get confused sometimes. anyway fuckin blast.

then some long haired guy from behind tapped my shoulder so i turn around and he goes "how you doin" and Teej smacks the back of my head. Figuring it was one of the long haired guys friends i got pissed and was like you're gonna let this kid hit me he fuckin hit me. yea so that was my "ass moment" of the night.

ive been getting some calls from a certain someone on senior week it seems as though they arent havin the best time...ooh and i went to van halen!

other than van halen things are okay. i love work so much and found out im going to be with the pre k kids which im happy with. they're good kids and i wont have to change diapers.

did i mention i saw van halen last night? ha how much do you wanna smack me? oh well im out like whoa bitches...suck it or..them...whatever

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Wed, 16 Jun 2004 20:14:22 GMT

Well Jess looks like you're quite the evil one...and BUTTER jess? get out of here you FREAK!

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Tue, 08 Jun 2004 19:37:52 GMT

besides christchex nothin too excitin is goin on. frankies talkin about gettin some play. holla boys and girls for your chance. here comes summer for you high school folk. i wish you all a good time at grad and stuff...lots of caffine is my advice.

still sittin here with my friend plastic jesus rockin his sandals and stuff. http://www.metaltoys.com/images/DashboardJesus2.jpg

JULY 10 WHORES ...that is when it goes down...so holla!!!!

now go wank it you sluts!

too much to handle

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 04:55:46 GMT

good times were had tonite. i had fuckin soda spilled all over me though but it was chill change of pants and all is well again. i got a plastic jesus out of the night so thats always a plus and i like to hold it and sing "i dont care if it rains or freezes as long as i got my plastic jesus sittin on the dashboard of my car" ha you kids member that song so sing along only now we do have a dashboard jesus.

tsss the other night at our "sunday family dinner" my brother mentioned ookie cookies for whatever reason and my mom of course being an inquiring mind wanted to know what that was. do you know how awkward it was listening to my brothers bitch explain it to my mom...poor women i felt bad. hahahahaha yea right it made my life.

anyway time to sleep and stuff soon but before i go ill take a colonel's chicken fun pack.....oh man we're soooooooooooo spending an entire day doing that. okay sluts if you dont understand...we'll tell you when you're older.

stay tuned for next weeks episode...Gwen gets jumped...sike cant touch this

too ghetto for you kids...sluts!

Mon, 07 Jun 2004 02:36:15 GMT

i took the little ghetto test to prove how gangsta i am and sheeat. now go away stupid tramps

The Ghetto Test
1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points) - 0
2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception. (8 points) - 0
3. You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on. (7points) - 0
4. You had to come in the house when the street lights came on. (6 points) - 6
5. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady) - 10...dots pops hellz yea
6. If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis. (3 points) - 3
7. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each) - 0
8. If you've ever been beaten with an extension cord. (15 points) - 0
9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points) - 2
10. If you've ever passed someone a note asking "Do you like me?" or "Can I have a chance?" check _yes, _no or _maybe. (7 points) - 0
11. If you have ever used dish washing liquid for bubble bath. (9points) - 9 on slip n slide we did..and that still counts bitches
12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn't have any sugar. (4 points & add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar) - 4
13. If you have ever played any of the following games. (2 points each): (hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I?, or red light..yellow light..green light 123!) - 8
14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell + 5 if he played R&B) - 4
15. If you remember any of the following candies. (1 point each): cherry clans, lemon heads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick, big league chew, "Wine" Candy (jolly ranchers), jaw breakers, and candy necklaces. - 9
16. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (6 points) - 0
17. If you've ever ran from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away) - 5
18. If you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty set. (6 points + 4 if you owned some) - 0 my brother may i have had them though
19. If you've ever had reusable grease in a container on your stove. (5 points) - 0
20. The batteries in your remote control are held in by a piece of tape. (5 points) - 5
21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses. (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars. - 3 hellz yea tom and jerry ones!
22. You've ever covered your furniture in plastic. (2 points) - 0
23. The heels of your feet have ever looked like you had been kicking flour. (1point) -0
24. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances. (1 point each): Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'. -2 but not my choice..thanks guys for sprayin it on me
25. You've ever used Tussy. (9 points) - 0
26. You've never been to the dentist. (10 points + 10 if you've never been to the doctor.) - 0
27. You've ever wore clothes with the tag still on them. (4 points) - 4 i didnt know
28. If you're acquainted with someone with a name as follows. (3 points): Kay-Kay, Lee-Lee, Ree-Ree, Ray-Ray, etc. - 6
29. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points) - 0
30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points) - 2
31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc). (3 points) - 3
32. You pronounce words like this (1 point for each example you can think of skrimps or strimps, skreet, axe (ask), member (remember), frigerator, etc. - 2
33. You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example Craig and nem' or momma and nem'). (6 points) - 0
34. You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed. (3 points) - 0 i think you have to have a car first
35. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (4 points) - 0
36. You've ever asked a perfect stranger to take a picture with you and told your friends it was someone you dated. (3 points) - 0
37. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (7 points) - 0
38. If you've ever ran a race barefoot in the middle of the street at approximately 11 at night. (10 points) - 0
39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (1 point) - 0
40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/or jelly. (8 points) - 0
41. You think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid. (4 points) - 4
42. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (3 points) - 0
43. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (8 points) - 0
44. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points) - 0
45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door. (8 points) - 8
46. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (7 points) - 7
47. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points) - 0
48. You won't answer the phone if you don't recognize the number on the caller id box. (7 points) - 7
49. You know a child who can't speak, but can do the "bank-head bounce." (15 points) - 0
50. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points) - 20 hellz yea i partied with him

133 whores!

Scoring
0 - 30 - You have enjoyed a nice sheltered life in the suburbs.
31 - 60 - Hood movies have given you a little exposure.
61 - 100 - You may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends.
101 - 130 - (128) You probably spent a few years in the hood, and moved to the suburbs.
131 - 160 - You're the genuine article. You are no stranger to hood life.
161 - 200 - You are definitely, without a doubt an expert on life in the hood.
201+ - Congratulations! You are Ghetto Fabulous!

slappin bitches like whoa

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 16:34:33 GMT

so last night was Blink...it wasnt as good as the hershey one but thats cause it was sold out so it was too fuckin crowded.

Jeff's graduation is tomorrow hopefully i can get up in time and find it and stuff. its weird i feel like that kids mom. im so proud of everything hes accomplished and how much he's changed for the better while keeping the same Jeffness to himself.

Tonite is my bros bday dinner and im excited to see him but i wish he'd leave the ho at home. she gets on my nerves...one of those thinks she knows everything and is superior to everyoone type of chicks.

k im done sorry no excitment but ummm i have to watch Say Anything now b/c its been months since ive watched it.

Wed, 02 Jun 2004 20:48:02 GMT

blink concert tomorrow...im so stoked its insane. dude i woke up all excited b/c it was sooo fuckin beautiful out today. so i was outside for most of the day just hangin out and sheeet when wouldnt you know a bee stings me. motha fucka has balls to come after a gangsta bitch like me. well i hit one of his friends so HA bitch ...HA!

anyway this is the away message of the day: "fighting with my mom about jesus"

so anyone who watches real world..what the fuck was with frankie? she's "too punk rock" for real world...fuck that shit im too gangsta not to kill the stupid ho. thats right watch your back you stupid whore.

oh man i need to watch some cheesy horror flicks..im dyin here its been so long. summer is movin kinda slow its only been a month since ive been done it seems longer. ooh speaking of school stuff we're havin a D triple C reunion at Teej's house....shhh he didn't agree to it yet but you know how we do...and yes, spooky will be there we will make sure of it. it wouldnt be the same without him.

k not much to update sorry kids stay tuned for more...sheeet i need my own show like foreal foreal. k that is all...check ya later

Hershey

Thu, 27 May 2004 04:45:36 GMT

Hershey fuckin rocked my pants off. Travis was all hidden behind us at one point so everyone bum rushed to where we were. crazy sheeet! tom shook his butt and made me cream my pants...mmmmmm tom. oh and i got to make fun of TBS hahahaha fuckin pussies...shh dont get upset if you like them..its okay....i like JT and he cried on punk'd but hes still hot.
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Wed, 26 May 2004 20:03:29 GMT

oh man what a day of confusion. there are only 2 people in this world who im supposed to like in some way but i cant fuckin stand. the 2 of them drive me nuts EVERY time i talk to them. they're the type of people who can talk about themselves all day long and put their petty problems above all. to people like that i say get over yourself and SUCK MY DICK BITCHES!!!! there are other people in this world believe it or not so open up your fuckin eyes.

on another note...BLINK TONITE!!!!!! the hours are counting down...im so excited. everyone have a great night and sheeeeeet. keep it real...keep it real...have you ever noticed that "ghetto" people always say things twice like "werd...werd" its crazy and now i do it..fuckin right. k thats alll...HERE I COME TOM

dont bother to read....im tired...doesn't...make...sense

Mon, 24 May 2004 01:21:42 GMT

Well we got back from VA today man im fuckin glad im a yankee. shit the ugly accents, heat, and fuckin bugs that fly into your heads...who would want that?

i have fuckin training monday, tuesday, and thursday this week but.......WEDNESDAY IS BLINK IN HERSHEY...hahahahaha eat my asshole bitches! im so stoked b/c 2 weeks after that is BLINK IN JERSEY!!! man im so spoiled now. everyone shuold get a matticus i guess cause he got the other tickets.

i cant wait til jeffy finishes school so i dont have to read the fuckin countdowns anymore..hahaha im kidding jeff ...choosy moms choose jeff. thats your slogan if you ever run for prez...if not you're a loser and you have to wear a t shirt that says it.

im mega tired now...thats right bitches i said mega!!! k that is all suck my dick! oh and have a nice night...love from the Gwiz

my color?

Wed, 19 May 2004 16:24:28 GMT

gwizkitten

Post the same in your LJ to find your true color: [font color=livejournalname][b]livejournalname[/b][/font] (replace the ['s with <'s) thanks mare for givin me somethin to do before my hot shower....*wink wink*

damn VH1

Sun, 16 May 2004 20:46:23 GMT

so im watching the countdown of the 50 most awesomely bad songs or whatever and ive noticed 2 things....first of all i like really bad music b/c i got upset about a lot of the bands that were on there..billy joel, spin doctors, 4 non blondes, my list could go on. secondly ive never seen all of sid and nancy...so will someone watch it with me palease...now suck on my sweaty balls whores!!!

to kb...im glad if i get a giggle out of you and thanks for the other day...azn pride bitch!

"straight outta compton"

Wed, 12 May 2004 03:36:44 GMT

Me: i got guns...have you seen my enormous muscles
Bren: Hun, your mouth doesn'T count

so prom was pretty lame. it was amazing to see the things i miss. and that black chick had HUGE titties..my god.

im done school since friday except for photo tomorrow night. 4 hour critique...kill me. anyway ive only been off for 2 days and i already have a hard time keepin track of days. im a day behind always!

news of the day: Not only do i get to go to 1 blink show but 2...and its 2 diff tours so that fuckin rocks!

i dont really have shit goin on...well now that im home people can play with me yay! i keep thinkin about that oreo pie thats in the fridge...god damn i should be fat. k ring me hos....thanks for the pic jimmy k...you rock!

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