Gwiz Fo Shiz

I made a new Live Journal and if you want it you have to ask me for the name....i added some of you...so yea....later

Everyone probably erased me from their friends seeing that its been over a year since i updated...but for those loyal fans who have kept me....this ones for you bitches...

So I moved to Bryn Mawr...and apparently people here arent too fond of me. Some guy already has a death wish for me...but I love it...so its okay..makes life more exciting. Still shootin the shit at school...only now no one fun (cept Bri) goes to school when I do, so unless we go to the mall theres really no reason to skip class...BOOO!

From what I hear it sounds like if you are a female and still living in Springfield you are pregnant...so congrats...or my apologies whichever applies. LOVE IT! <----trade marking that by the way

hahahahaha this was fun I just wanted to see who, if anyone, would take the time to read whatever shit I felt like writing...keep it real bitches

Gwen is too gangsta to clean her act up!

so its been awhile..but to be honest you live journal characters just havent been doing your job. so friday was mad crazy lazy fun...but i wouldnt trade it for the world...well maybe Tom no offense. Saturday we stopped by the party of Cait...she was like so stoked to see me its disgusting. her blow up penis in the pool even got stiff at the thought of me being there..hahaha sike but yea it was good to see her again and to give her boat. ha cait you love your new boat..dont play.

at work today little Travis had a cold and i had to constantly wipe his nose and stuff and guess whos sick now..yay! its not bad though and i have off tomorrow which fuckin rocks so go me.

Well its almost August which means the summer is slowly coming to an end....so anyone who missed their chance to hang out with Princess Gwizabell better do so soon. that means you jess, mary....whoever else!!!! or else drive bys for all!

OOOOOOOH my news the other day an asian kid from singapore wanted to add me as a friend......once you go asian the party starts ragin...so no more white boys for me...hahahahaahaha later guys

im so fuckin happy man. work was over staffed this entire week and asked people to take off. i havent accumulated any days as of yet so i was going to sit back and let others enjoy this offer at a free day. well apparently no one wanted off so they asked me to take off tomorrow...yay!!! i mean i like work but come on i need a break. so im hangin out with the boys tomorrow..good times shall be had.

oh friday was mad fun...since i havent updated in forever cause no one reads this and you LJ people are all whores!!! ha. well yea hung out with mad cats in broomall and this chick nikki was there and it was scary cause it was like there were 2 Gwens there. fuck fuck fuck no one will comment on this b/c it doesnt have some lame sexual reference or i dont talk about killing myself and being depressed..well you know what....suck my tits or ill kill myself.....<---there ya go both in one sentence!!! i win now you can comment

much fun was had yesterday but now im soooo exhausted. it was so great to see people i havent seen in awhile...which is almost everyone. Grant put on a very nice show so many thanks to him. i got some sweet ass pictures too..yay. i read my little autograph book thingy and everyone was too cute. so anyway many thanks to everyone who participated in the festivites and to anyone else...blow me..ha sike.

so i miss Mr. Donato..anyone wanna go to the Little Inn for dinner or something? ah yes...the Little Inn....

go away im tired

let me set the mood so you know how it all went down.....i was eating dinner (chicken burgers) with mom and dad. this guy who looks like paul from far away goes walking by the house and i made some remark. anyway a few minutes later the same paul look alike comes walking down my driveway. i go to the door to see what "paul" wants. ITS NOT PAUL!

so this guy starts talkin to me about points ....and hes not talkin weight watchers. apparently this whole thing is about careers or something and being inspired....yea inspired my ass! he says stuff about makin me join and money and traveling the country and eventually going to the country of your choice. he tells me that his choice is Austrailia and that he needs a dancing partner..well i guess that was my chance to swoop this sexy bitch up while i had the chance. let me tell you that this boy...Chris to be exact...Chris Norman smelled rank and had nasty crooked teeth. so back to my story...Chris continues to talk to me about points and getting me to join and pulls out a paper with some magazines on it. so none of this stuff is fitting into place so to get him away i tell him to leave me any info so he leaves me a number and moves on.

Back in the house.....i tell my rents about Chris and my mom tells me how theres this cult that tries to recruit people...mainly teenagers and they make you travel the country recruiting. you're not allowed to go back home until you recruit a certain amount of people. anyway blah blah blah mom wouldnt let me throw eggs or cucumbers at my new boyfriend, Chris so the story ends....

oh wait...so if i suddenly disappear its b/c i ran off with my future husband...i shall be Gwen Norman...*sigh* has a nice ring doesnt it?


oooh hope to see everyone on saturday....SMOOCHES!

lets hear it for rubbin one out after having a date with yourself?

me and teej had this conversation and i thought id share:

Teej: holy shit i almost forgot to tell you... one of the asian guys that works at panda express... well yaeh his name is poon... POON
Me: no way... you're lying
Teej: no i am serious
Me: how do you know
Teej: his fucking name is poon... he was wearing a name tag... and at first i was in disbelief
Me: dude im so going and asking to take a picture
Teej: so i stared and it def said poon... i got a dirty look for staring at poon
Me: hahaha

You're Brigitte Bardot!


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pst i stole this test from KB...just to give my fellow asian some credit

oooh the big news.....the kitten shower was today. oh man one of the kittens reached out to grab my leg and another one tried to grab my purse. i want them all so bad. hey if you guys get me a kitten as a present and i dont know about it i cant get in trouble...hahaha *hint hint*. i got a digital camera from my rents. i cant wait to take pictures again. this has been the best weekend. oooh and i stopped at strawbridges to get my paycheck from forever ago and i got a Mrs. Timberlake purse for like $9 hahahaha no one is ever going to go out with me when i have my bag with me. fuck you guys!!!!

july 10 is around the corner sluts and i havent heard from a majority of you!!!

work rocks b/c the kids are great and so loving. its just funny that i have to tell them not to do everything that i do when im at home.

july 10 is approaching...holla! and the kitten shower is this weekend i think and a PG show. hmmm Real World bought rights to PG songs and they are going to be played when the show comes on...how much does that rock? 2 of my most favorite things balled into 1.

i finally fixed my computer w/ a little help from joe...but it was basically all me...go me!

ive kinda been blowin people off lately but ive been busy like whoa so i apologize and shit. so sincere eh? hey fuck you!

mmm i guess thats all for now....until next time kids

so im sittin at home all pissy yesterday hating the world and having a bad day minus work b/c thast alawys fun. no seriously i love thos kids. then *ring ring* my phone rings. I answer it all pissed off and its Teej. first of all he laughs at me for answerin the phone like a grump then tells me how he was 4 FREE tickets to van halen. So me, Teej, Tristan, and Lauren all went to the show. that girl is my favorite girl now. she told her friends she had free tickets to van helsing. its okay to get confused sometimes. anyway fuckin blast.

then some long haired guy from behind tapped my shoulder so i turn around and he goes "how you doin" and Teej smacks the back of my head. Figuring it was one of the long haired guys friends i got pissed and was like you're gonna let this kid hit me he fuckin hit me. yea so that was my "ass moment" of the night.

ive been getting some calls from a certain someone on senior week it seems as though they arent havin the best time...ooh and i went to van halen!

other than van halen things are okay. i love work so much and found out im going to be with the pre k kids which im happy with. they're good kids and i wont have to change diapers.

did i mention i saw van halen last night? ha how much do you wanna smack me? oh well im out like whoa bitches...suck it or..them...whatever

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Well Jess looks like you're quite the evil one...and BUTTER jess? get out of here you FREAK!

besides christchex nothin too excitin is goin on. frankies talkin about gettin some play. holla boys and girls for your chance. here comes summer for you high school folk. i wish you all a good time at grad and stuff...lots of caffine is my advice.

still sittin here with my friend plastic jesus rockin his sandals and stuff. http://www.metaltoys.com/images/DashboardJesus2.jpg

JULY 10 WHORES ...that is when it goes down...so holla!!!!

now go wank it you sluts!

good times were had tonite. i had fuckin soda spilled all over me though but it was chill change of pants and all is well again. i got a plastic jesus out of the night so thats always a plus and i like to hold it and sing "i dont care if it rains or freezes as long as i got my plastic jesus sittin on the dashboard of my car" ha you kids member that song so sing along only now we do have a dashboard jesus.

tsss the other night at our "sunday family dinner" my brother mentioned ookie cookies for whatever reason and my mom of course being an inquiring mind wanted to know what that was. do you know how awkward it was listening to my brothers bitch explain it to my mom...poor women i felt bad. hahahahaha yea right it made my life.

anyway time to sleep and stuff soon but before i go ill take a colonel's chicken fun pack.....oh man we're soooooooooooo spending an entire day doing that. okay sluts if you dont understand...we'll tell you when you're older.

stay tuned for next weeks episode...Gwen gets jumped...sike cant touch this

i took the little ghetto test to prove how gangsta i am and sheeat. now go away stupid tramps
( Too Ghetto to Clean My Act Up )

so last night was Blink...it wasnt as good as the hershey one but thats cause it was sold out so it was too fuckin crowded.

Jeff's graduation is tomorrow hopefully i can get up in time and find it and stuff. its weird i feel like that kids mom. im so proud of everything hes accomplished and how much he's changed for the better while keeping the same Jeffness to himself.

Tonite is my bros bday dinner and im excited to see him but i wish he'd leave the ho at home. she gets on my nerves...one of those thinks she knows everything and is superior to everyoone type of chicks.

k im done sorry no excitment but ummm i have to watch Say Anything now b/c its been months since ive watched it.

blink concert tomorrow...im so stoked its insane. dude i woke up all excited b/c it was sooo fuckin beautiful out today. so i was outside for most of the day just hangin out and sheeet when wouldnt you know a bee stings me. motha fucka has balls to come after a gangsta bitch like me. well i hit one of his friends so HA bitch ...HA!

anyway this is the away message of the day: "fighting with my mom about jesus"

so anyone who watches real world..what the fuck was with frankie? she's "too punk rock" for real world...fuck that shit im too gangsta not to kill the stupid ho. thats right watch your back you stupid whore.

oh man i need to watch some cheesy horror flicks..im dyin here its been so long. summer is movin kinda slow its only been a month since ive been done it seems longer. ooh speaking of school stuff we're havin a D triple C reunion at Teej's house....shhh he didn't agree to it yet but you know how we do...and yes, spooky will be there we will make sure of it. it wouldnt be the same without him.

k not much to update sorry kids stay tuned for more...sheeet i need my own show like foreal foreal. k that is all...check ya later

Hershey fuckin rocked my pants off. Travis was all hidden behind us at one point so everyone bum rushed to where we were. crazy sheeet! tom shook his butt and made me cream my pants...mmmmmm tom. oh and i got to make fun of TBS hahahaha fuckin pussies...shh dont get upset if you like them..its okay....i like JT and he cried on punk'd but hes still hot.
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